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In my opinion, the BEST mummy movie ever made.

She's not bad...her movie's just made that way.

Now you can have a fulfilling life or trade it all for what's in the box...

I really owe Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla an apology.

Bear witness! Get it? Because it's...it's a bear.

Where's Paul Rudd when you really need him?!

My own personal Butterfly Effect is that I went back and recorded this four times...and it got worse every time.

I DRINK YOUR BLOOD! I DRINK IT UP! SLLLLURP!

Yeah, I do GOOD movies on here too.

Freddy's back....and possibly ready to make a statement about human sexuality.